We are not surfers

Before we were surfers, we were crooks. We love to play football, drink wine, and eat good food with friends.

We make the worst surfboards

Yes it´s true, because on the contrary of everyone else that says their surfboards are the best, we are conscious that our boards are not perfect.

Surf, drink, have fun with us or stay home

Wanna surf in Lisbon, Peniche or Nazaré? Lets us know, we are always waiting for excuses to get away from the shaping room, and jump into the ocean.

  • SUPPORT US, GET A BOARD, GO SURF

    Yes, we've decided to put a bunch of surfboards that won´t make you look bad in the line up. On the contrary, all of these surfboards were made for you to enjoy the waves, no matter what size they are. The prices are quite special because we prefer to see people smiling instead of surfers with big attitude and small shortboards.

  • WE LOVE TO WEAR OUR MASKS

    But this is a time to put them down and stay home because of the COVID-19 virus. We are partially closed, and we will be in the next weeks but we are still accepting orders. You are welcome to place one, it will make us happy to start dreaming about your surfboard.

  • WE ARE NOT SURFERS

    Before we were surfers, we were crooks. We love to play football, drink wine, and eat good food with friends. We started to make surfboards in Lisbon, because the surf scene really sucks around here (too much WSL shit) and we just wanted to ride the waves with boards made by us, with the real Lisbon soul. Fado, Futebol e Fátima.

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  • NOT AN ORDINARY SURF PROJECT

    We believe that producing and consuming less is the key to do good to ourselves and the planet. With this in our minds, we don´t produce surfboards to have in stock. We just do custom surfboards by order, and we only have a selection of ten surfboards in our quiver that everyone can test, rent, buy and exchange for a better world.

  • POLYOLA RECYCLABLE BLANKS

    We love these guys and we have been making surfboards using their blanks. Truth is that surfing is still a very very ugly and dirty industry and we should all change it in every way possible. These guys are going in the right direction and we, are tagging along.

  • CHANGE YOUR SURFBOARD

    Yes probably you are surfing with the wrong surfboard, but you are not the only one. A mistake everyone does, because of what the industry and magazines tell you to buy. But you can continue to be stupid and surf terrible, or change your surfboard for one that will help you surf better and have more fun. We change your money for something you really need.

  • WE MAKE THE WORST SURFBOARDS

    Yes it´s true, because on the contrary of everyone else that says their surfboards are the best, we are conscious that our boards are not perfect. So if you are looking for a beautiful perfect polished surfboard, choose someone else. We make our surfboards with soul, and our souls sin everyday. But our moms still love us, Amen.

  • RENT A SURFBOARD OR BUY IT

    We have our test surfboards that you can rent, but most of the times what we do to our friends, is they take new surfboards to surf, and then we discount the price of the renting when they bring them back. This way we give you the possibility of surfing with a cool and new board, and not the shitty ones you find to rent.

  • WE SHIP EVERYWHERE

    ​Yes no matter where you are in the world, we can get the surfboard to arrive without a scratch. We are proud for having sent surfboards already for all corners of the world. Let us know where you are and we will sent you some quotations. Europe is ok, other places just buy a ticket and come get it yourself. You can pay with Paypal or bank transfer.

  • SURFBOARDS PRINTS

    Every surfboard is unique. Since we started we wanted to make a one of a kind surfboards, for us and for all of our friends. And today we still keep doing the same. Listening to your ideas and adapting them to the crooks style, we create your unique surfboard.

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